Letter to the editor: I will be putting my X alongside Biden’s name in 2024

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As a Biden voter, I wish to praise our president for the excellent job he has done from his basement. Admittedly, gasoline prices are a teensy bit high but the treasury secretary tells me they are only “transitory,” sort of like all of Central America being here. I am sure they are only transitory too. OK, I admit, Afghanistan was bad but it wasn’t his fault. It was Trump’s fault. AOC says it was Trump’s fault so I believe her. Besides, she has read thousands of book covers so she knows what she is talking about. While it’s true your 401(k) is now a 101(k), I’m confident things will turn around. Just give it a few years, like 20 or 30. As for there being no baby formula, everyone knows babies are kind of annoying with all the crying and changing diapers and such. What a bother. 

Now if you superimpose a graph of inflation, which points almost straight up like to the moon, against a graph of your stock market holdings, which points straight down to China, it forms a perfect “X .” You can do the same with fentanyl use versus baby formula, another X. Or try CRT versus public school enrollment, another X. It’s amazing. Assuming he passes his cognitive awareness tests and eats all of his applesauce, I will be putting my X alongside Biden’s name in 2024.



Tom Regan,

Battle Ground